by Desirai January 4, 2004
A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.
My girlfriend watched so much MTV that now she goes to SpringBreak each year and takes 100 cocks a day.
by TruthHurts October 6, 2003
MTV=music television...*GASP* or in other words....MTV=FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...i don't turn on the tv to watch more reality tv bullshit like the real world...so they say, get MTV2!!!! thats bullshit...some one should sue them.
MTV is a load of bullshit!! i love hearing all the music that they play on there!! wait a minute...i can't hear the music...mostly because the people on the real world are talking during it. WHERE DID ALL THE MUSIC GO??????
by hoybo June 10, 2003
Soft core porn marketed to children.
We have an additional hour of nude hijinks from spring break after these commercials for Disney, Snickers, and Big Wheel.
by X. Raraavis September 5, 2003
A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..
A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel
Mtv get off the air
Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years
I love the cock.....
(mtv)
Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years
I love the cock.....
(mtv)
by Mr. T December 16, 2003
Music Television
The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender.
You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.
The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender.
You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.
by mousetrap August 4, 2005