A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.
Evan: Yo there are so many heads at this party!
Michael: Yeah it’s a mass function!
by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023
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An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.
Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.
by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017
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A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.
Memes exude (express) functional irony.
by sandrashine July 29, 2018
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When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.
by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023
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Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 29, 2021
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When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.
mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.
by trufflebutter January 11, 2016
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Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
by DMTeen November 25, 2020
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