Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 29, 2021

Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.

Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change

by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017