fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022

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It’s fun to smoke marijuana

The only thing is that I don’t know how to do it

It’s fun to smoke marijuana

by WorseThanHitler January 23, 2021

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doh much fun

Doh much fun is egging that craps on people's faces and when you say hello they will attack you like a beast if you come across one in the woods you will have to go to the hospital straight away or you'll be paralysed

You: hey is that a doh much fun

Doh much fun: no , what do you think idiot

You: sorry you don't have to be so rude

Doh much fun I see it its so beatific wait is that it's butt

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nose-nippin-fun

A Tumblr URL. The owner of this blog roleplays as the character of Jack Frost from the movie, Rise of the Guardians. This user has astonishing talents, and is admired by many and more to come.

OMG, there needs to be a fic where Jamie hears something under the bed and freaks out, thinking it’s Pitch until Jack rolls out like the little acrobatic shit he is and is like “sup?” -nose-nippin-fun

by jackfrostthespiritofwinter September 18, 2013

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