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A morbidly obese vampire.
The fat vampire in the first BLADE movie was a total Nosferfatu.

Lord of the dead? More like LARD of the dead.

Nosferatu? More like NosferFATu.

What a total julian, did you see that Nosferfatu?
by holymolepole February 04, 2010