An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.
Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!
by Sgt. Waffles September 28, 2010