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northener 

A northerner is an individual who lives in the north of England. They enjoy bullying others, dislike people richer than them, dislike southerners. They are renowned for being rude, dirty often alcoholic and very heavy smokers. They are known for being ignorant and racist due to the fact that they don't travel very often. They are also often involved in crimes especially related to pedophilia and rape.
A northener was arrested yesterday on suspicion of being a rapist.
northener by Loveforcutethings December 24, 2016

northener foreigner

A person from Kapuskasing, Canada of partial french ancestry.
Shawn Zwarcyuk is a northener foreigner.

True Northener 

Amy nd Elisha and no one else in EEFY
God I wish I was a True Northener like Elisha and Amy but I'm just from shitty Manchester
True Northener by TrueNorthener November 20, 2019
Gods of Finnish Melodic Death Metal influenced by Children of Bodom but with slightly better lyrics, two awesomely different voices (the godly sound of Kristian and the kick-your-bitchy-ass growls of Petri), great riffs and melodies, and an altogether darker feel!
Idiot: What's Melodic Death Metal?

Metalhead: Norther's Throne!
norther by Lindroos! January 9, 2008

Sorthener 

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.
Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
Sorthener by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

Northerner’s Sock 

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
Northerner’s Sock by TheAlMan November 13, 2018