North Carolina Mudslide 

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

North Carolina Mudslide by Sychedelic March 22, 2016

North Carolina 

A Great state and not a place of just backwoods rednecks. Summers are warm, winters are cool. We can't drive in snow/ice like you northerners, so don't pick on us. Mountains on the west, beaches on the east, and everywhere between is beautiful. Big cities, but filled with nice southern folk who will talk your head off if you let them.

A place where ACC basketball is life. Everyone has a team they love UNC or hate Duke.

When passing through Raleigh, stop at Char Grill and grab a Cheerwine.

Man we passed through North Carolina; that place was great.

North Carolina by TarHeelState March 18, 2005

North Carolina 

Know for its blue skies beautiful mountains and wonderful beaches. Outside of Charlotte and the Triad North Carolina is your everyday peaceful southern state. Cheerwine Pepsi and sundrop all grew up here. Bojangles lives here. Known for its college basketball and football programs. Duke Basketball 4 national championships 15 final fours. UNC Chapel Hill 5 National Championships 18 final fours. NC State 2 National Championships 3 final fours. Wake Forest 1 final four. UNC Charlotte 1 final four. An awesome State!

Billy: How was your trip to the NCAA tournament?
Charlie: It seemed like all the teams were from North Carolina!
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Charlie: Are we out of North Carolina yet?
Billy: We ain't even out of Charlotte!
Charlie: Well in that case lets stop at Bojangles!

North Carolina by Broawesome October 26, 2012

North Carolina 

To sum up, North Carolina is basically the South's version of California: it has plenty of urbane cities, mountians, and beautiful coastline. There's something there for everyone (This coming from someone outside of the South), including counties and cities full of lefties and some that are crammed full of rednecks. By and large it does seem to get a bad rap, perhaps becuase of its proximity to South Carolina, which is utterly dysfunctional.

I went to Chapel Hill, North Carolina and found it similiar to Berkeley, California and Madison, Wisconsin

North Carolina by cmb53208 October 24, 2010

North Carolina 

The finest state in the nation.

The great state of North Carolina stretches from the beautiful Smoky Mountains to the rolling sea.

North Carolina by turbine March 22, 2004

North Carolina Mouse 

The act of stuffing a mouse up your ass and running through a cotton field

"Man, I tried the North Carolina Mouse yesterday and it was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had!"

"I herd that he tried the North Carolina Mouse. Man, I wish I was that daring"

North Carolina Mouse by nooo2657489+456 May 10, 2016

North Carolina 

a great state (coming from a marylander's point of view) home of the banks, the heels, open land, and great people

North Carolina by kyle from maryland October 25, 2003