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Pether nortal 

Nether portal, but the portal is filled with obsidian and the obsidian is filled with the portal.
Hey, is that a nether portal?
No, its a pether nortal.
Pether nortal by La9Gag January 19, 2020
Nigger mortals whom after death go to Neaven which is nigger heaven unless they have behaved like niggers because then they go to Nell.
Oh my Neaven, all you Nortals are going to Nell if you keep acting like Niggers.
Nortals by ASSMANDAN August 7, 2010

Noitapatsnoc 

When two people are akwardly next to eachother at the urinal and neither one can pee and you both akwardly stand there for a long time not knowing what to say. When this happens you say man im having such a bad Noitapatsnoc right now and no one will feel akward anymore.
Dood im having a terrible Noitapatsnoc right now it sux!
Noitapatsnoc by A-swizzle February 27, 2011

Northport 

Northport is known as a snobby/preppy town, with nautical themed stores, restaurants, & cafes as it could be described as an upscale sea town. Most families are younger with younger children, going back & fourth in their Range Rovers taking the kids to soccer practice with a boat hitched. A few yacht clubs are in town as well as upscale dining & shopping & a very good/well known public school system. Northport High School is a very good school with quality education & standards. It is known to be one of the best schools in the area with the top art program in the state & one of the top schools in the nation. That includes all types of art at the college level, as well as theatre, & the music program. The marching band does a show every year competing with all other marching bands on L.I. & Npt has won so many times consecutively, there is no competition anymore, its just a show with Npt last as the grand finale. Athletic wise, girls lax is one of the top teams in the nation with the coach who also started a very famous travel lax team, the Yellow Jackets. Girls on the team go to the national team & play in IVY league/top D1 teams such as Yale, Princeton, & Florida St.. The girls soccer team is also good, as well as track/cross country, & more recently, field hockey. NCU & Northwestern have track girls & more D1 and D2 like Siena & Slippery Rock have taken field hockey girls. Even our basketball team has a girl at Delaware. For the boys, the track & cx are also a hit with D1.
Northport is a very lovely town on the north shore of Long Island, NY and shares the wealth of the Gold Coast in Suffolk County.
Northport by nptfam December 4, 2012

Northport 

There is alot more to this little town, if you live here you know alot of it. Northport high school, or better known as north'pot' high school is a pertty unique high school with the best art program in ny state, and the "commons." Beautiful harbor and village, still has trolley cart tracks on main street. A million lil dinners and sea worthy resteraunts. People either love it and move back there to raise a family or hate it and wish to burn it to the ground. Stickers on street signs and pot holes galore! go get a half and half with a lmberjack and then u can call urself a northporter...but u have to write on the big foam cup if u want to think ur cool. and anyone who thinks e-npt is better than npt prbably lives in enpt and is jealous. Over priced houses and underpaid teachers. Its great in the summer time if u have a boat. No matter how many people say they hate living in a small town or that its boring id bet money that over half of them deep down probably likes it.
The marching band won the hofstra band competition every year for like 10 years so they changed it to just a band "show" cuz the other schools are mad that northport marching band is awesome.
Northport by iloveirenemcglaughlin November 12, 2005

Nortanizing

Involuntary twitching of body parts during sleep sometimes imitating Ed Norton of the Honeymooners
I thought he was having a fit but he was only nortanizing.

Toni has to start sleeping with protective head gear because her husband nortanized at night.
Nortanizing by Toni McKay May 18, 2011