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Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

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Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013
Related Words

Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
That’s so notistic!
Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

noobistic 

It has the same meaning as noob which might possibly mean you're someone that has not been expose to some information.
ZE: ???? What are you talking about? 1 + 1 = 2? How can it be possible?

INFORMER A: You noobistic guy. You definitely are in lack of important and criticial knowledge
noobistic by qiuxuan:) June 28, 2007
a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
noobist by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005
the formal way to describe yourself when apologising for tripping grandmothers.
“why did you trip my grandma?”

“i’m a nortist! i’m sorry
nortist by Chunky_peter69 February 24, 2023
its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!
Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"
noobist by armaragex October 25, 2006