NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner) 

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner) by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

no one cares 

Talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying fuck about.

That XefgT always says shit that no one cares about.

no one cares by Lanfoolz February 4, 2007

no one cares krillin! 

A quote from Dragon Ball Abridged, a fan based parody of Dragon Ball broad casted on you tube. Krillin is one of the main characters in Dragon Ball and in this parody, he is hated by every character where the line 'No one cares Krillin!' is a form of hatred in a comedic perspective. This is said to people who is not required to give your attention or someone who has said something exaggerated to another person who has no interest to the subject.

Sally: OMG! I got a big paper cut and it really hurts!!!
Greg: No one cares Krillin!

no one cares krillin! by panda-coach ricky November 26, 2009

No one cares 

look man we get it you have 100k follows on tiktok i dont care

No one cares about your fame

No one cares by YAY_fucktheinternet April 20, 2021

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

cool story bro no one cares by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

shh no one cares 

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

shh no one cares by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

shut up no one cares day 

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

shut up no one cares day by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019