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Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#
Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006
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NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
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Im going to visit my noombie.

That chick has nice noombies.
Noombie by SnaX Of The Half September 7, 2005
the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips
"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?
noobies by dirtydanny January 12, 2009
(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.
Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.
noobies by niteC May 7, 2007
Nombies are a sub-type of traditional zombies that are wholly dedicated to nomming on your tasty innards (and outtards). They aren't content to simply kill you or eat your brain: any part of you that can be eaten will suffice. Generally they are tougher than normal zombies and will often eat their weaker brethren.

Most zoombies are this.
Zombie: "Braaaaaiins..."

Nombie: "Rwalaahhahafggh...<nom nom nom>"

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You: "Oh my GOD there are zombies everywhere!"

Your friend: "Zombies or nombies? Nombies are the ones eating the other ones."

You: "I dunno, um, nombies? How fucked am I?"

Your ex-friend: "Oh yeah, you're real fucked."
Nombies by Known em zombies September 29, 2011
nazi zombies for call of duty: world at war, usually said when peopel are in a rush, typing little or just like the word
hey dude, im bored of watching you play online can we play some nombies?
nombies by kalebsmumupthebum June 15, 2010