Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

nooking 

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

nooking by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006

nooking 

When one goes into a nook, or any other place for that matter, to make out. Usually occurs at parties, but can occur elsewhere.

" Oh my god, I just nooked with the hottest guy in my school!"

nooking by GLoUiSs143 February 6, 2005

nooking 

To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.

"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"

nooking by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

Nookfinger 

An abrasion, sprain, cut or other injury caused by excessive use of one's finger(s) while reading a nook or e-reader which inhibits or hinders the use of one's e-reader.

My sister called and complained that she can't finish the book she was e-reading because she hurt her finger. I said "Dude, you've got Nookfinger"!

Nookfinger by ShyteHowdy November 13, 2011

face nooking 

the act of nooking your face in a face nook(a vagina). this is usually done in the performance of oral sex, also known as "eating out"

Wally: What was you up to last night, mi compadree.

Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.

Wally: Daaaamn, son.

Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.

face nooking by difi October 17, 2008