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Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*
nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.
Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.
nooking by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006
When one goes into a nook, or any other place for that matter, to make out. Usually occurs at parties, but can occur elsewhere.
" Oh my god, I just nooked with the hottest guy in my school!"
nooking by GLoUiSs143 February 6, 2005
To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.
"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"
nooking by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

Nookfinger 

An abrasion, sprain, cut or other injury caused by excessive use of one's finger(s) while reading a nook or e-reader which inhibits or hinders the use of one's e-reader.
My sister called and complained that she can't finish the book she was e-reading because she hurt her finger. I said "Dude, you've got Nookfinger"!
Nookfinger by ShyteHowdy November 13, 2011

face nooking 

the act of nooking your face in a face nook(a vagina). this is usually done in the performance of oral sex, also known as "eating out"
Wally: What was you up to last night, mi compadree.

Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.

Wally: Daaaamn, son.

Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.
face nooking by difi October 17, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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