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1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.
One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.
Noobology by Dark6 September 20, 2005
Related Words

NoobJock 

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.
Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.
NoobJock by Sam November 2, 2004

Noobonic Plague 

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.
Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."
Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009
noobong 1 (núbng, núbông)
n.
A noob but with the sound 'bong' at the back, as of a bell.
v. noobonged, noobong·ing, noobongs
v.tr.
To call to someone noob but with a longer tone.
v.intr.
To acknowledge a noob with better tone.

very much of like using the word noob.
That's not how you call it! Noobong!
Noobong by ceerick January 14, 2011

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.
Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

Noobologist 

Someone who studies noobs to futher the study of noobology.
Noobologists study noobs to futher the study of noobology.
Noobologist by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005