Noodler 

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

Noodler 

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

Noodler by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

NoodleTime 

The phenomenon and fever caught by Houston Dynamo fans during the 2012 MLS Cup Playoffs. It started with the Knockout Round against the Chicago Fire with a small sign and is the unofficial slogan for the 2012 MLS Playoffs.

Are you bringing the NoodleTime to the game? Can't stop it!

NoodleTime by dynamo TA November 2, 2012

NoodleBomber 

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.

"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"

NoodleBomber by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

Cougar Noodler by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

French Noodler by Koch Master June 20, 2009

noodler 

One who "noodles".
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.

A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"

noodler by King Heron May 10, 2007