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noodle toot 

1. (verb) When one passes gas and secretes a noodle.

2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.
1. Emily: "What is that coming out of your panties?"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"

2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"
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NoodleTools 

A web application for writing bibliographies in MLA and various formats. Most students who use this hate it for its complexity.
Teacher: "Okay everyone, remember to use NoodleTools to write your bibliography."
Student 1: *whispers* "I hate NoodleTools."
Student 2: *whispers* "Me too."
NoodleTools by FallenXP December 4, 2017

NoodleTools 

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.
God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.
NoodleTools by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

noodletools 

to be crazy out of your mind; synonym is preposterous
You sir, are noodletools.

This is the end of the line man... you're fuckin' noodletools!

This is so unproffesional. I cannot deal with someone so noodletools.
noodletools by Matt in the Top Hat December 30, 2009

NoodleTools 

The absolute defiition of garbage, trash, defective, counterfieted junk, piece of sh*t, whatever you can come up with if you have a well vocabulary resevoir of bad words.

Completely trash if you wanna do academic work, use google scholar instead.
Hepsoj: Yo bro did Mr. Reppoh just tell us to use NoodleTools again? Fuck this tool bro...
Jospeh: Certainly, NoodleTools is garbage!
NoodleTools by GazzeteBoke December 3, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004