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10. noodle
1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
1. Noodle
When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
2. noodle
The guitarist from the legendary band for Gorillaz
get the cool!
get the cool shoe shine!
by bob bobbinson Jul 19, 2005 add a video
3. noodle
Your brain
"Twist your noodle change your mind"
Y'all aint on my level!!
by Peachez Jun 9, 2004 add a video
4. Noodle
A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame
Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days
5. Noodle
to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away
I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle
6. Noodle
Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com
"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"
7. noodle
a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.
that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.
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