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Armenian Noodle Dip 

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)
Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.
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Noodle Doodle 

When a man spells words with his lemon juice in the snow.
Whenever it snows, Bob Saget likes to noodle doodle all over his yard.

Noodle Dong 

When someone is obsessing over noodles
AHHHHH!!!! I need noodles nowwww!!!
Ur so noodle Dong!
Noodle Dong by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

Noodle dong 

When someone is obsessing over noodles.
I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.
Noodle dong by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

ramen noodle diet 

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
ramen noodle diet by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

noodle dance

The dance that PB and J otter did when they needed to think up a solution for one of their problems.

It's a kid show that came on Disney Channel.

It was awesome.
Ryanna: I don't know what to do..
Bandan: Let's do the noodle dance!

Noodle doodle 

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*