Noockle: 1) N. Synonymous with Noob, only more stringent, and often applying to knowledge of sex or drugs.
2) N. A person who is unusually uninformed in the realms of Sexual or drug-related behavior.
"What the hell IS that?" "It's crack, Noockle!"
"Hey, did you hear that Lizzie didn't know what 69 meant?" "I know, right? What a Noockle!"