noobsquad

Proper noun; An online multiplayer clan/group/squad/gaggle of noobs that noobisciously command their gaming environment by telling jokes, kamakazeeing, begging, killing player killers and making friends with poor people in Full Bronze Armour. A noobtittytatcious example that multi player combat games can be fun, safe and humourous for teens. Objective: to instill fear into the enemy (the choobs) by intimidation of intellect, wit and craziness. NoobSquad is famous in the online game Runescape.com

"The NoobSquad Noobsnake ascended into the wilderness to attack the cabbage demons of lvl 45! All the Noob players, in Full Bronze Armour stopped to swim in some lava, briefly."

noobsquad by James M Burton January 10, 2004

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Noobsquire

A noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.

- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.

Example 1:

Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?

Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!

Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.

Example 2:

Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.

Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)

noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?

n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11

noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?

Noobsquire by --Jordan-- April 21, 2007

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Related Words

noobsquad • noobsuace • Nobsquach • nobsquasher • Nomsquad USA • Noobsquire • Nootsquats

Nobsquach

Some who likes to sit on the couch all day, watch T.V. and eat baked potatos.
they usually are watching "Good Times."
Basicly it means u are a lame fat loser with no life.

Dude you guys remember Jon back in 3rd grade? yeah the one that was all fat. he is totaly a nobsquach now.

Nobsquach by Tim "the tool man" Taylor May 13, 2005