Boobs before Noobs 

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

Boobs before Noobs by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

FIRST! NOOBS! 

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

FIRST! NOOBS! by FakePriest August 24, 2010

hacker noobs 

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.

WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!

hacker noobs by Le Godfather July 7, 2010

pwning noobs 

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

pwning noobs by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

The Noobs and Joseph Show

The Noobs And Joseph Show is a ROBLOX talkshow created on June 29th of 2019 by the users j_osephx and Noobs4ProsYT, and sunnynxtes. The original show and lobby was built by the user Rhylism, but was soon to be updated and revamped by donuteter2, ccletus, wolfgirl, AS0LN, and some parts scripted by j_osephx. As of now, TN&J is still on going, and being updated. TN&J has it's own discord server, that was destroyed by a salty administrator, and remade again. TN&J has a friendly community, (mostly filled up with Flamingo's viewers), and a large administration team.

"Wanna go to TN&J, it's the best show on ROBLOX!"
"Greetings, welcome to The Noobs And Joseph Show. My name is REDACTED and I hope you have a wonderful time!"
"The Noobs And Joseph Show is really good!

The Noobs and Joseph Show by sunny the gacha crusader November 2, 2020

noobs in combat 

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts

dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me

noobs in combat by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022

zquest noobs 

Players in Guild Wars, more than not PvE noobs, who only go to PvP to finish zaishenquests (zquests) to get zaishencoins to get their PvE stuff. They suck horribly at PvP and everybody farms them for free Balthazar Faction / Title Points.

zquest noob: hey, want to roll?
PvP dude: no, i farm zquest noobs!

zquest noobs by Strng April 28, 2009