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A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.
Duggan you noob muffin stop shooting your own teamate you we-tard!!>!>!>! nub...
by Barry Barry August 14, 2006
 
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Another way of saying "Noob" but with the word muffin to add some spice to the insult. No-one wants to be a muffin and a noob at the same time either.
Hey look at that noobmuffin he fucking died before the round started.
by aldin September 27, 2007