by CrazyHobo December 20, 2012
A person new to an online game. It is not to be confused with "newb". A newb is somebody new to an online game who is calm, sensible, intelligent and willing to learn. While a noob is a person new to an online game who think they are better then everyone else, usually stupid, arogant, have horrible grammer, in MMORPGs are usually annoying beggars.
Newb: "Hey man do you know how to get to This river? i cant find it."
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
Exp Player: " yeah just go through that cave and you should see it"
Newb: "thanks a lot man"
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Noob: " I CNAT FIDN tEH pRviER LOLOLOLOLLOLOULOLIOLILOLOL!!!!!11!!!11!1111!! WHERE IS IT!!!!1!!1!/????//???? LoLOLOLoLolOLOlOLoI ROxxor!!!111!!" Exp Player: "Stfu noob"
Noob: "HYE STFU DIKC ILL PQN JOO!!111!11! I REPORT YU I SEE UYO HAXOR lOLoLolOlololoROFLROFLROFLROLROFLO!!11!1!1!SDFHBG"
Exp Player: (Kills noob)....
by titsmcjizz December 2, 2008
Plural of n00b. A new player, generally of a video game, that is unskilled and refuses to acknowledge this fact. There IS a difference between n00bs and newbies, and that is that newbies can and do learn.
"Oh my gawd, I love the map Dust. I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today I'll pwn enough n00bs that I can raise my rank on the server from three to one! Heh heh." -from www.pwned.nl
by Gailsad June 6, 2005
by sdfw2 November 25, 2007
Someone who thinks they are "1337" or "uber" and is better than everyone and everything on the earth and think they should be praised
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Common noobs get into arguments over reaons like money or items or something they need or just plain being annoying some noobs are just 5 year old brats.
Noob: 0MG like l0l0l0l0l0l00ll00l 0monneyyy -;ppl0xxxxxx!! lolololo ngnffn
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
Human: No you Fag!
Noob: OMG NYOU NOWWEMEMEMEB!!! AJLLHLH IMA HACK JUUUUU
by No,Shut up September 26, 2009
A person (usually a player on an online rpg/mmorpg) who isn't skilled and/or experienced at something, but refuses to learn and thinks highly of himself/herself.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
Noobs like to gather in large colonies on the internet, but it is not uncommon to see one or two noobs alone. Noobs type very poorly and annoy other players (it is the only thing they are good at in life). They spam and do not follow the rules. They usually won't accept any help from experienced players, but when they do, they are always too stupid to comprehend the English that is being spoken to them, and become hysterical with anger.
-noob who won't accept any help- (on the mmorpg Furcadia)
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
Player: i'll brb. Whisper me later
Noob: huhh???
Player: Whisper me later, alright...?
Noob: ????????? u sukc i hve no idea wat ur sayin!!!!!!!!11
Player: Um... you just type '/playername message'. It's like instant messaging from different places.
Noob: ??!?!!??? U SUCK AT LIEF NO1 LIEKS U CUZ NO1 NOS WAT U R SYAING!!!!!!
Player: Wtf noob...
-noob who can't understand English-
Player: I have to go to my friend's dream just whisper me if you need anything!
Noob: wishper????!
Player: Yeah, just type '/playername message'.
Noob: pl/ayrermane mesaege"
Player: no, type like how I did: /playername message
Noob: /plyaernamme mesasge
Player: No, put my playername after the / and then your message!
Noob: I DNT GET IT U SUKC BALLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: I should've known you were a noob.
by Nightpaw August 20, 2009
Not to be confused by newbie, a noob is a person who cannot, or barely spell. They are most likely to get banned at anything, even a poorly moderated game/site/forum.
Noob: L0L i s0 culd b3t u
TehPro: At what?
Noob: @ gnz online of couse
*Noob got banned by TehPro*
TehPro: That takes care of that little noob.
Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.
TehPro: At what?
Noob: @ gnz online of couse
*Noob got banned by TehPro*
TehPro: That takes care of that little noob.
Note: Do not try to interpret Noob's style of saying English.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009