Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.

one possesing noob features, in a cake form.

From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

A general term to express a noob. If you turned fourteen in February, you are then considered a noob"cake".

A person whom is a newbie. Often used in combination: newbie; slut monkey; noobfuck.

when there's a clusterfuck or gathering of noobcakes around one area being idiots an online shooter game...

You suck at everything