Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
by sm00shr December 20, 2014
one possesing noob features, in a cake form.
Man that jonathon kid is such a noobcake!
by hehehe22 September 23, 2010
From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"


--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."


"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
by Infandus March 29, 2007
A general term to express a noob. If you turned fourteen in February, you are then considered a noob"cake".
Hey kevin! Your an official noobcake now! Congratulations!
by reiinaassssssssssssssssssssss February 28, 2009
A person whom is a newbie. Often used in combination: newbie; slut monkey; noobfuck.
Shut your face, you damned noobcake son-of-a-bitch!
by hypnetric July 13, 2004
when there's a clusterfuck or gathering of noobcakes around one area being idiots an online shooter game...
dude a noobcake!! let's shoot it up for some easy points!!! I got the left side, u take the right.
by cod4masta March 21, 2008
You suck at everything
Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks
by noobykins April 01, 2009

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