St. Noob's Day 

The original date in which the word "Noob" was created. the exact day is not known therefore people have made there own dates. officially the dates are as follows, 4th of January, 23rd of March, 1st of August, and 13th of September. on these days it is considered ok to act like a noob.

Person 1:"Dude why are you noob-tubing everyone?!?!?!"
Person 2: "it's alright man it's St. Noob's Day today!"

St. Noob's Day by FunkyHat July 26, 2009

Noob's Opening 

A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:

1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...

At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:

...Nc6

to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:

3. Bc4

With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:

...g6

After which the noob will play:

4. Qf3

This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:

...Nf6

White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.

So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.

The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.

Noob's Opening by BoomBox ChavCar October 4, 2009

Noob O's 

A breakfast cereal eaten mainly by Noob's

When beating a Noob in a video game you could say to them "Hey did you forget to eat you're Noob O's this morning?"

Noob O's by Jason Gonzalez November 19, 2007

Boobs before Noobs 

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

Boobs before Noobs by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

FIRST! NOOBS! 

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

FIRST! NOOBS! by FakePriest August 24, 2010

hacker noobs 

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.

WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!

hacker noobs by Le Godfather July 7, 2010

pwning noobs 

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

pwning noobs by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008