Noob Disposal Unit 

An elite group highly trained personell specifically recruited for anti-noob operations. Originally a small english based task force, the NDU has spread into Ireland, taken over by small local branches. Whilst numbers are kept highly confidential, we believe there is between 10 and 15 active members at any one time.

Damn, we just got pwned by the Noob Disposal Unit.

Noob Disposal Unit by the men who stare at goats January 11, 2011

Noob Day 

A day for the noobs of the world to come together and celebrate their noobness. Its is celebrated on May 23rd!

Happy Noob Day

Noob Day by Anny nominus May 10, 2021

Noob Drinker 

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

Noob Drinker by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

noob daniel 

dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob

you: hello daniel
dniel: hello
you' *loses braincells because noob daniel*

noob daniel by weare4tyyatytae5aeyrehy5u46auy June 18, 2020

Noob Day 

Noob day is where gamers have received a new video game as a Christmas gift and are playing it for the 1st time.

Johhny received Call of Duty: World at War for Christmas and is victim to noob day.

Noob Day by Total Gaming Network December 24, 2008

Noob Denial 

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

Noob Denial by rekless91 August 14, 2010

noob deluxe 

Someone who incredibly sucks at something.

Person A:"Omg, I got killed five times in a row in CoD!"
Person B: "Haha, you're such a noob deluxe."

noob deluxe by ANoobyPerson October 4, 2010