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(noun) (verb: to nonsequitext) - sentences with correctly spelled but out-of-place words produced by inattentive reliance on the autocomplete functions of Blackberries and mobile phones, resulting in unintentional humour (if you're lucky).
Person A: I couldn't sheep last night because my president wife was lying Dialogue on the bed.

Person B: What kind of nonsequitext was that?
by NandoC October 09, 2009

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