Nonnaphile
Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.
Nonnaphile by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Nonnaphilia
Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(
Nonnaphilia by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Normaphile
A non-paraphilic individual. Specifically a non-pedophile/non-MAP. A synonym would be teleiophile.
Particularly one who is hostile or unnecessarily aggressive towards MAPs and MAP culture.
Normie + phile = Normaphile (phile being Greek for love of something, they love being normies and are intolerant to those who aren't)
Particularly one who is hostile or unnecessarily aggressive towards MAPs and MAP culture.
Normie + phile = Normaphile (phile being Greek for love of something, they love being normies and are intolerant to those who aren't)
Tom : Pedophiles are disgusting and should be thrown into a woodchipper!
Joseph : You're a hateful and bigoted normaphile and you need to respect other people's preferences.
Joseph : You're a hateful and bigoted normaphile and you need to respect other people's preferences.
Normaphile by Joseph Sneep October 1, 2022
Noubaphile
Noubaphile by Ameen Hamrouni May 14, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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