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non-anal lawyer

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"
non-anal lawyer by jim May 7, 2005

Noganal Lie

Southern slang used by honky-tonk red necks to try to sound more sophisticated. Means 'not going to lie'.
Billy Joe: Yep de'r some bign's in that there lake Karl.

Karl: Yee buddy, noganal lie I saw one of 'dem suckers swimmin' back yonder.

Billy Joe: Woo buddy, you sounded so sofis'toekated right d'er Karl!
Noganal Lie by Jackith2 February 11, 2012

Nonnalbana 

Anything, either person or animal, with an antisocial personality disorder. Synonym of a psychopath, its character traits include at least fifteen of the following traits:
1. Glib, shallow charm
2. Grandiose sense of self-worth
3. Pathological lying
4. Cunning/manipulative
5. Lack of remorse for their actions
6. Emotionally shallow/ lack of affect
7. Callous/lack of empathy
8. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
(Socially deviant lifestyle)
9. Need for stimulation/prone to boredom
10. Parasitic lifestyle
11. Poor behavioral control
12. Sexually promiscuous
13. Lack of realistic, long-term goals
14. Impulsive
15. Irresponsible
16. Juvenile delinquency
17. Early behavioral problems
18. Revocation of conditional release
19. Many short-term marital relationships
20. Criminal versatility

The DSM and International Classification of Diseases (ICD) subsequently introduced the diagnoses of antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) and dissocial personality disorder (DPD) respectively, stating that these diagnoses have been referred to (or include what is referred to) as psychopathy or Nonnalbanithy.

Immoral, perverse, and criminal, nonnalbanas know right from wrong but they get a thrill out of defying the law and moral codes. Similar to a sociopath, except that Nonnalbanas are born while sociopaths are generally made and they seem to be two sides of the same coin;
Nonnalbanas know intellectually what is immoral, they just don’t have a feeling of immorality about it. ―Barbara Oakley
Nonnalbana by Legittimatatemo April 1, 2022
Pronunciation: /noʊˈnæn.təl/
Definition:
1. The ordinal number symbol: 19.
2. The position in a sequence following the eighteenth (octantal) element; the ninth (nonal) in the second decimal series.
3. Pertaining to a group, set, or division of nineteen (nonantal) parts or members.
4. Denoting the final position before the completion of the second decimal decade.

Significance:
• It defines the nineteenth (nonantal) position with systematic regularity and clarity.
• It emphasizes the penultimate element in the adolescence series and unique prime groupings.
• It identifies the final adolescent year (ane), specific sports squad (equipe) sizes, and prime-based classifications.
• It avoids incomprehensible and ambiguous pronunciations (homophones) common in irregular numeric forms.
• It simplifies expressions of order in age designations, sports rosters, and enumerative lists.
• It improves precision in demographic, athletic, and mathematical contexts involving the number nineteen (octant).
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms “nineteenth” with a consistent Latinized ordinal form.

Related Ordinal Numbers: undantal (11th), duantal (12th), triantal (13th), quadantal (14th), quintantal (15th), sextantal (16th), septantal (17th), octantal (18th), nonantal (19th)
Cardinal References: undant (11), duant (12), triant (13), quadant (14), quintant (15), sextant (16), septant (17), octant (18), nonant (19)
Examples:
• "His nonantal year (ane) marked the conclusion of his adolescent eligibility for the junior league."
• "The committee comprises a nonantal membership to ensure diverse representation."
• "The contract specifies the nonantal day of the month for the final compliance review."
• "Adjust the nonantal parameter to configure the system for a nineteen-unit sequence."
• "The study focused on voting patterns in the nonantal age cohort."
nonantal by Dmitrio December 12, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026