Non-head

Pronounced Non-ed

A comedic derogatory term used to describe someone who is stupid or has said something stupid.
The name derives from someone figuratively not having a head therefore no brain.

"ahaha Harry you're such a non-head I can't believe you said that"

by Literate Scouser January 13, 2019

Non-regulation head-shape

A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.

Who's that?

That's Fenton, the new boss.

But he's got a non-regulation head-shape.

Haven't they all?

by Colin Cummerbund September 20, 2006