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To receive no love, recognition, or positive feedback on a post or during a real life conversation.
You: "I feel so dumb and ugly there's no way I'm going to get that girl's number."

Friend: "Don't worry bro, you're not ugly."

You: "So you're admitting I'm dumb... thanks a lot asshole... damn i get nolub."

Friend: "Hey, I'm here for ya man."
nolub by Arakiel December 3, 2009
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nalubega 

Nalubega is a name that belongs to Buganda kingdom.
She is usually charming, short tempered and loves keeping matters of the heart to herself
She loves show biz
Keep calm, I have a Nalubega in my life
nalubega by litholo July 27, 2018

limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."
limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Someone who is not allowed to view R rated movies, is a scrub, and refuses blowjobs from hot chicks. Can be confused with noob, noub, noub3, and nube.
Wow, that kid is such a noube. He should go home.

Wow, you ordered spaghetti and coke you noube.
Noube by Maxkosmo February 18, 2011

Nolberg's Theorem 

Pronounced (Null Burg)
Nolberg's Theorem states that the last name Nolberg, fits with any male first name or female first name.
Examples of Nolberg's Theorem
Jake Nolberg
Tom Nolberg
Nick Nolberg
Michael Nolberg
James Nolberg
A tree from the ancient forests of Cambodia. It is used as a modern insult meaning 'knob end.' This is referring to the tip of a penis.
'Larry's such a noubeq.'

'Stacey, touch my noubeq.'

'And when Lola took her top off jizz flew out of Adam's noubeq.'
noubeq by LiLyFrAnCeS August 4, 2009

No lube tuesday 

Every Tuesday you lock the lube away and go all natural.
KK had a rash, but it was No lube tuesday so i understood