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Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.
Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?
Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011
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Nokian Horse 

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
Nokian Horse by Alantras September 20, 2013
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nokianal 

Jane didn't like anal sex in the doggy style position, she preferred it nokianal.
nokianal by A.D.I November 22, 2010
A person obsessed with Nokia brand mobile phones. A person who strictly buys only Nokia phones. An anti-sony ericssonperson.
He bought a 3110c because he was a Nokian.
Nokian by filabuster February 24, 2009
Modern alternative for the word "Trojan".

A non-self-replicating malware that gains access to the operating system while showing it's doing a common, non-harmful task; but in reality drops a malicious payload. It often creates a backdoor in the system security enabling unauthorized access to the target's computer.

The modern day word "Nokian" is taken from a 2010-2013 episode when Stephen Elop became the CEO of Nokia and allegedly performed sabotage within the giant phone maker resulting in it's acquisition by the rival Microsoft. He was later awarded 25,000,000$ bonus for his task.
A recent Nokian named "ProRat" infected my computer.
Nokian by Alantras September 20, 2013
Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"
Whoa, check out those Nokias
Nokias by Simon April 23, 2003

Nokiaesque 

- I bought this new Nokia smartphone, I can't believe they're still so Nokiaesque.
- Not as much as in the good old days, tho.
- Yeah...
Nokiaesque by Orvvollyon May 13, 2022