vince noir

one of the main characters off of The Mighty Boosh. sexy walk..*stare*

well known for his hair, which changes colour after the first season. funny as hell and co-contibutor to the crimp. loves gary numan.

check out that crimping vince noir and howard moon do on the boosh.

"The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. "

by calmallamadown May 16, 2009

poulet noir

black mans cock

"she enjoys poulet noir!!
!his cock is like poulet noir!

by bonjour je m'appelle Pierre March 8, 2011

Chat Noir

Bad ass
Smart ass
Flirt
Cutie

Modle

Amazing and cute and sweet and puuurrfect and wears a sexy sute to show off his sexy ass with amazing eyes

"Chat Noir is a bad ass guy" or
"Chat noir is a cute kitty" or

"Naught kitty chat "

by Chat noir Lover March 16, 2016

Chat Noir

Chat Noir is from the show "Miraculous Ladybug" He is very flirty towards his partner in crime, Ladybug. Chat Noir also known as Cat Noir is very protective and would sacrifice his own life for his "Lady". He is funny, puuuurrfectttt, very flirty, bad ass, and a CUTIEEE. But HE IS IN DEEEEEP LOVE WITH LADYBUG.

"I wish Chat Noir was real."
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? uh no. ITS CHAT NOIR!"

by lil.chatt April 3, 2018

cat noir

the HOTTEST boy ever!!! he's from miraculous

I'm in love with cat noir

by KK Cat February 1, 2021

Girl Noire

A strangely attractive girl who is fit even though she is non conventional e.g. posh, emo, kooky

Lad 1: '' Shes well fit, her posh voice is actually turning me on!''
Lad 2: '' Yeah shes proper girl noire!''

by sarrie17 July 31, 2011

Guy Noir

Guy Noir is a character on the radio show "A Prarie Home Companion" by Garrison Keillor. Guy Noir is a stereotypical radio drama private eye.

Excuse me miss, I couldn't help overhearing your story; take my card, I'm Guy Noir, private eye.

by jDean September 20, 2005