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An evil wizard in a skin-tight red body suit with rabbit-like ears. Goes out of his way to wreck pizzas to be delivered.
Ever been frustrated, because the Noid ruined your pizza? Avoid the Noid.
by Avoid The Noid August 29, 2004
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Noids are those weird looking things used in an advertising ploy for Dominos pizza. Where Dominos released a video game called "Avoid the noid"

Do a google search on "avoid the noid"...

The game had hilarious graphics, and i believe it was on 5''x4'' floppy disks! THat noid wants some Zza, and he wants it right fucking now!
Holy shit... noids love pizza more than I do when i'm stoned...maybe we should just give them some.
by Christopher Levesque November 06, 2005
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Short for Tyhrranoid, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal character from planet Tyhrranosis.
There are different sorts of it, from funny violet creature to ugly giant beast.
Aaargh!.. 'noids are everywhere!
by Swindy May 26, 2009
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a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)
That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.
by Light Joker September 24, 2004
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An evil rabbit-like creature that is meant primarily to be avoided. Do not answer if he calls you on a phone, your heaed will explode.
My pizzas were not delivered because I could not aviod the Noid.
by Nick Wupass April 26, 2006
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To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)
After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.
by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008
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The plural form of the Domino's Pizza Mascot the Noid! Who incidentally had his own game on the NES "Yo Noid!"

Also a pizza delivery guy

Those noids are always late with my 5-5-5 deal!
by OoBa November 03, 2005
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