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A loud and irritating girl. Characteristics include but aren't limited to; incessant chatter, know-it-all attitude, trying way to hard, being completely self obsessed, drug addiction, prostitution, trading sex for drugs, thievery, shoplifting, total inability to drive, complete dishonesty, pity seeking, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea,... In basic terms a completely and utterly useless creature that's even more worthless than the dogshit caught in my boot tread.
Did you see her throwing herself at that guy?

Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
by Robbyn Grayves October 18, 2013
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Noel is a name given to a person who is a total clutz. She drops things repeatedly and has terrible balance.

To pull a Noel is to trip or fall over nothing and for no apparent reason.
Person 1: Oh man, what happened to your leg?

Person 2: I pulled a Noel.

*girl drops books*
Boy: See that girl over there? She is such a Noel.
by Smexyfish14 June 13, 2011
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to act as a Noel is to act as though one knows everything regardless of ones own limited powers of comprehension. Often considered by his or her acquaintances to be arrogant, selfish and egoistic. Usually the said acquaintances are no different and in an attempt to disguise their own social deficiencies refer to this syndrom simply as noel.
Noel has invited us for dinner tonight dear, what shall I wear ?
Preferably a fresh pair of Y fronts and a dickie bow. After we arrive I don't want to hear any Noel or, I swear to God, I'll spill the beans on your plodrodgering !

You can spill the beans on what you like my dearest. Noel has his own experiences when it comes to plodrodgering. You'll simply bore him as you always do.
by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006
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Noel is a useless, gremlin like creature that lurks in the shadows looking for any shred of male attention it can get. Noel is physically very repulsive and prays on the drunk or visually impaired. Noels don't have an ounce of decency, class, humor, or intellect and are ranked lower than a transvestite prostitute on the social scale.

If you ever come into contact with a Noel, kick it in the stomach, laugh and calmly walk away. It is completely harmless if you do not make eye contact.
Dude, Noel tried to get me drunk last night so that she could drag me back to her cave! wtf??

Girl, you see Noel over there, what a sad ugly bitch!
by 86ed bitch! February 11, 2010
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This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.

This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.

The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.

If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.

Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.

The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
by advocator July 12, 2009
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