No Dick Bostwick 

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

No dick, no nuts 

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

No dick, no nuts by whamcity August 29, 2012

Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

edgar norick 

1. A sandwich, consisting of a fried egg (over medium), avocado, mayonnaise and sriracha on white or sourdough bread; popular in Northern California.

2. The mythical inventor of the Edgar Norick Sandwich. It is unclear if there actually was a man named Edgar Norick, or if the sandwich is named for some word play. Some believe Norick was a Santa Cruz surfer, others believe he was a Humboldt County lumberjack, but most believe that he was the proprietor of a roadside Orange County farm stand in the 1940s.

Man that Edgar Norick Sandwich was bomb, so cream, rich and savory.

edgar norick by Pseudophor August 22, 2018

noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick

I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.

noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020

No dick December 

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

No Dick December 

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

No Dick December by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017