a person who is fake and smokes to much weed be they don't have a life so they bully other people into thinking they are straight but in reality they are a gay price of crap who needs to hop off the edge of the flat world. they also have a freckle on their right hand.
by corringey June 11, 2017
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A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl
Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce
by The real og buggy October 23, 2019
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