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a ship that's going to last forever. the duo that's going loving each other through everything, inspite of all the distance and everything that stands between them. if you don't ship nochi, you don't know what you're missing.
“nochi is love”
“nochi forever”
nochi by m090 January 23, 2021
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a ship that's going to last forever. the couple that love each other more than anything else, and a duo like no one else. if you don't ship nochi, you don't know what you're missing.
“nochi forever”
Nochi by m090 January 23, 2021
The pair of red spots that appear on the bridge of your nose after wearing a pair of glasses (usually prescription) for extended periods of time.
After a long day of studying for my chemistry exam, I took off my glasses and rubbed my nochi, trying to sooth the pain.
nochi by not yo cheese July 19, 2014
A spectacular guy, who is intrigued by other spectacular guys, specifically of the same sex. YES THEY MUST BE GAY. No women comes in a 500m radius from a Nochi as they are sexual predators. But many are drawn in with the bunda that is used to attract mates in order to breed and spread their seed. They like cow sex as well, yes beastiality. They say they are fit and good at most things when in Reality they are shit and they eat crisps on a hourly basis. If they say they don't fancy their sister, they are wrong.
Is that a Nochi, quick check under your skirts!
Woa is that Nochi giving head to a cow???
Wow... Nochi.....so gay
It's an acronym
Stands for number one choice if forced

This is the person that you are good friends with but not necessarily in the friend zone with, they are that person that if you were single looking for a relationship and they had to pick someone it would be you and vice versaa
SomeGuy: Damn that girl is niceeee.

gGuy: brooo, if you want her you have to get through me first.

gggGuy: why? You aren't even dating.

gGuy: yeah but I'm her nocif.
Nocif by TF'ingBoiHimself June 8, 2020
When a male urinates deep inside of a woman's vagina during intercourse.
Taken from early Swedish adult films, nichigga was frowned upon by the older generations and eventually outlawed by the Swedish Parliament.
While the original spelling of the Swedish word has been lost, nichigga is the closest phonetic approximation to the word.
I'm going to nichigga deep inside of you.
Nichigga by Tup Tup in the butt. November 2, 2013
Securing and taking home (stealing) food that doesn't belong to you.
Mush, that divia was noochin on the ice cream and left overs again. Putza.
Noochin by EMurphE5 January 20, 2018
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