nobscratch
Look at that filthy nobscratch
nobscratch by elprza October 10, 2003
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nutscratcher
Small device used to alleviate discomfort in the scrotal region. Sometime referred to as Scrote Rake or Sack Handler.
"My balls are killing me.... damn wheres my nutscratcher"
"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"
"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"
nutscratcher by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008
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nobscotch
An insulting work meaning an idiot or fool. Also means dirty, watery stale cum that looks like dirty whisky coloured slop. Usually ejected from an old man's wrinkly cock.
Examples: Fuck of your nobscotch your doing my head in now. Ooooh, what's all that stuff that's just come out of your cock, it looks like nobscotch.
nobscotch by bradsbadluck December 5, 2014
nob scratch
To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.
nob scratch by Bishmeister June 27, 2006
knobscratch
a plastic football fan that pretends to support lfc and then proceeds to pointlessly knock peter crouch.
A knob scratch is completely devoid of intelligence
A knob scratch is completely devoid of intelligence
nigelcloughssocks is a complete knobscratch
knobscratch by all lfc fans July 29, 2008
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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