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nob
Blowjob
"Im coppin nobs from a dirty slut hope i dont wake up with sores"
by Uncle Dogs April 06, 2010
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nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
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nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002
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stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs
by anonymous11212121 March 30, 2011
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The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
by Joachim Andersen October 24, 2008
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nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
by ifee August 24, 2007
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acronym for the term "niggas on bikes"
"Jesus! There are so many N.O.B.s in the street right now that I can barely pass through!"
by Joey M August 09, 2007
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nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
by nic_908 April 16, 2007
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