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11. nob
Blowjob
"Im coppin nobs from a dirty slut hope i dont wake up with sores"
1. nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah Jul 2, 2002 add a video
2. nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
3. nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
4. Nob
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
by Fat Steesh Jul 21, 2005 add a video
5. nob
"slob on my nob, bitch"
by i'd rather not Dec 29, 2003 add a video
6. NOB
Never Off the Boat.

A more extreme version of a fob (fresh off the boat). A Nob will do anything possible to avoid contact with foreigners, even if they are in foreign land.
Hey! Look at those bunch of Koreans. They are such nobs. They won't talk to us at all.
7. nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
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