nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

nowhere near 

say i need a talking with
someone who knows
tell em what it feels like
or when it hurts

the sky she looks upon
the roaring seas
does anybody ever hear
what she hears

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no-no-o-where near

a flesh i can get used to
a bone to touch
this road they talk about
well it don't mean that much

beyond the happy times
beyond spring and fall
he's hiding just like you
like me like all

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near

no-no-owhere near

living means giving in
when you can't go
and desire is the fire
burning on the low

burning slow
and nobodys nowhere near
swallow whole
no-no-owhere near

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no
no
where
near

nowhere near by Krkič May 4, 2020

scumdog nowherenear 

A person whos using intellectual property theft cloning robber scumdog tactics to try to look like a rich person who is from slum life nad pose as pseudo educated person by going to online business classes parsons design and berates others and will deals with the devil to disabled and murder his envy targets he imagines hes compete with him and walk around like hes rich person making pizza off persons who have worked years of develop talents overcome and thinks people are going to be impress by dirty deeds.. a poser . usually hes guided by someone who thinks hes psychic , stealing others thoughts ideas and robin hoood plots schemes to feed his children, mind reading games and induce mental illness schizophrenic attacks on the very talented targets they use to get insight picking brains to say. of person who dont need to do it like that. they are usually helped by dumb women who think the guy has big dick and some potential and impress by low lives..The persons who is the puppet master of the scumdog agenda thinks hes quite smart has magical powers intuit and feeding poor people talented persons money. He uses white pitty scamming schemes robin hood games and parade around like a designer when he used dick to get money.

Pochumbos walking around thinking hes a big shot by stealing his ideas to make pizza off the girl he beat down and tortured to death that left him, and was not heart broken and was not go be his mother and source.so he conjured the devil to induce a death punch to get his wish to rob her and get rich off her ideas and turn himself into a scumdog nowherenear millionaire by other people die for him to make money. He walking around like a bigshot on other peoples ideas and had to use white woman to help him.

scumdog nowherenear by assholemagnet November 20, 2021