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I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.
BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

this aint no planet of no apes 

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.
Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

Spiky No No Plant 

This is an extended and a tiny bit more specific version of the previous and first definition of the term,which should be diplayed when you search Spiky No No Plant. Also,I'm not the creator of the previous one.

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in a band known as Set It Off. The situation where the meme was created happened when the band was recording a youtube video where Maxx tried types of food he hasn't eaten before (the video is called Set It Off - Maxx Tries 'Something New'). It is often joked about by Set It Off fans,similiarly to "ON A BOAT RIDE!!!". The moment when it was created looks like this:
Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"

No Plank 

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic
We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove
No Plank by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Plan L-M-N-O-P 

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
Plan L-M-N-O-P by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011

Noplaner 

A single person or an entire squad in Apex legends that decide to land somewhere other then the drop ship at the start of any match.
Damn dude, they were just a bunch of noplaners that missed out on all the "godloot" .

When we join without a 3rd we always end up playing with a bunch of noplaners.
Noplaner by The APEX Legend April 15, 2019