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No, not 'if this, then that'

Making up an "If this, then that" sentence does not change the fact that I DO NOT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO GET WHAT I WANT. None of your "If this, then that" bullshit invalidates anything I've said nor does it translate to me having to do anything differently. You volunteer the remedy without me asking.
Hym "No, not 'if this, then that' NOT 'If I was better than everyone, then something-something non-sequitur' NOT 'If there was nothing wrong with his mind, then he wouldn't be threatening out kids.' NOT 'If he was smarter than everyone, then we wouldn't be doing this.' Yes you would. Yes I would. No not 'then that' you fucking retard."

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action 

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?
A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026