no lies please 

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

no lies please by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

ask no questions hear no lies 

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

ask no questions hear no lies by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007

Ask no questions hear no lies 

A term used by someone with the intent to lie.

Guy: Have you cheated?

Girl: ask no questions hear no lies

Guy: wtf, so you have?

Girl: (says nothing)

Girl: I'm not even sorry

Guy: **heart breaks** again

Ask no questions hear no lies by _The Secret_ March 25, 2020

nolies 

fat bumble bees dancing on your mum’s cherry pie

wow dessert smells good but the nolies are fucking all over it

nolies by birthgivingbitch March 1, 2018

Nolies 

A term used for climbers and hikers (hippies) surviving primarily off of granola and trail mix.

Dude, there are so many NOLIES roaming these parts.

I wonder what these NOLIES eat back home.

Nolies by Gilbertsadventuresinlife May 5, 2019