Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

by theHamSlice June 3, 2010

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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2010

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um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

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Helmet Kink

When you have a crush on person or a character from a movie or arc who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorian,TRON,Etc

“Sho is your character crush”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I’ll say TRON”

by cooky_milkis18 November 13, 2020

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Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.

Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 9, 2011

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