No babies died 

A common phrase said when somebody is making a big deal out of something that has little or no meaning. Used to place said issue into a larger world perspective. Most frequently used when silencing whiny bitches in online forums.

I don't even know your mom; it was a joke. No babies died, no need to overreact.

No babies died by joshknifer May 15, 2015

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

up the bum no babies by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.

`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies

Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

slap no babies 

When a person says something stupid or outrageous, the accuser says "slap no babies" and gets to slap the victim repeatedly on the back of the hand until the victim says "babies." If the victim says "babies" before the accuser says "slap no babies," then the victim does not get slapped.
Anyone that hears the victim say something stupid can call "slap no babies" and slap the victim.

Accuser - "Do you play any sports?"

Victim - "I play roller hockey"

Accuser - "Slap no babies, roller hockey is not a real sport. Plus you're gay"

*accuser slaps victim*

Victim - "Babies"

slap no babies by Assclownn April 15, 2010