1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015
When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax July 17, 2008
The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.
by 24JackBauer24 November 11, 2009
by MattHey February 5, 2014
Carl: Hey Guess what
Carson: What
Carl: Chicken Butt
Carson: Funny you say that because the haha did not leave my mouth indicating you have not reached climax funny. You have to kill yourself now and be alone forever. FUNNY ALARM! FUUUUUUNY ALARM!!!!!!!! You gay nigga
Carson: What
Carl: Chicken Butt
Carson: Funny you say that because the haha did not leave my mouth indicating you have not reached climax funny. You have to kill yourself now and be alone forever. FUNNY ALARM! FUUUUUUNY ALARM!!!!!!!! You gay nigga
by Charles12399 November 8, 2023
Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!
Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!
by Dj Ezdik February 27, 2014
A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.
Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?
Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.
Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.
by TheMan31 November 26, 2013