wrinkle grommet

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 2, 2012

Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

by A to the LEX beezy! November 15, 2007

hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun June 29, 2010

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 19, 2007