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A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
by Blue boy April 06, 2004
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(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.
Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!
by your mom April 08, 2004
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