the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back
Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!
by Jim115160 July 14, 2012
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a large gathering consisting of mainly straight males and very few,if any, women attending
The club was a virtual homo picnic with a 20 to 1 ratio of guys to girls
by refriedbiff April 15, 2010
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A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.
"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"
by g-l420 August 16, 2009
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A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.
Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!
by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005
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The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.
Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.
by imaniv6 February 11, 2011
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A stranger’s picnic is when a male and female couple have a picnic and invite a male stranger to join them, the woman in a short skirt or dress removes her underwear and takes turns sitting on the laps of both her partner and the stranger, secretly sliding their bare cocks inside her pussy and having sex with both her partner and the stranger until they have both cum inside her.
I went on a Stranger’s Picnic over the weekend, it was so much fun and liberating, I can't wait to do it again.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).
1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.
by noelm91 June 23, 2007
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